Sneaky!

"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll) 01/21/2015 at 16:25 • Filed to: None

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 > Klaus Schmoll 01/21/2015 at 16:28

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Feds are after you. They are probably looking at this thread right now.

ACESandEIGHTS > Klaus Schmoll 01/21/2015 at 16:29

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The suspect was shot multiple times after running away from our clearly-marked vehicle.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Klaus Schmoll 01/21/2015 at 16:36

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Delivery driver by day, secret agent by night.

RazoE > Klaus Schmoll 01/21/2015 at 16:36

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Maybe it was a Flowers By Irene truck?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > ACESandEIGHTS 01/21/2015 at 16:37

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What do you mean it's not clearly marked?!

IT HAS 3 FOOT F.B.I. LETTERS ON IT!

ACESandEIGHTS > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 01/21/2015 at 16:40

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Ignorance of the law is no excuse. That, and if we don't want to monitor, imprison or shoot you, you have nothing to worry about.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Klaus Schmoll 01/21/2015 at 16:44

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The FBI agents take the stairs to the suspects 3rd floor apartment. Agent 1 smashes the door open, Agent 2 runs in with his gun at the ready. Thirty seconds later they clear the studio apartment and find no suspects even though the toilet is still running from being flushed and there is a steaming hot Starbucks on the table. This is the fourth time this week they have showed up at a suspects location only to find the premises empty.

Agent 1: "I don't know why the suspects are never here when we show up."
Agent 2: "Me neither."
Agent 1: "We take the stairs and walk quietly so they don't hear the elevator."
Agent 2: "Yes, we definitely took our time moving up the stairwell to make sure we didn't make noise. Nobody else entered or left the stairwell while we were in it."
Agent 1: "Maybe we need to walk even more slowly so they don't hear us, or possibly the door man called up to warn the suspect."
Agent 2: "But this building doesn't have a doorman."
Agent 1: [Looks out window] SONOFABITCHWOULDYOULOOKATTHAT!!!

Brickman > Klaus Schmoll 01/21/2015 at 17:13

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Flowers

By

Irene

The Compromiser > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 01/21/2015 at 20:13

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If they were rolling like that, they would never notice the issue.

Hey there's the truck.

yep. Easy to find from up here with the FBI on the roof.

coffee?

sure. Your turn to buy.